LAYPISKOLORPUL

O my dearest, my heart could not be bliss It all had turned in piece Ah! Wast canst thou say All hast passed away My life without thee is incomplete It goads my mind to great mischief Mi vida hath left and gone away Oh my! The sun can't light my day Thou puttest me in great despair Dark and gloomy my life all seemed For thou to me was not so fair Thou the cause my heart broke and frayed If ever chance makes time come back I’d swear to choose what’s right and true For now I’ve suffered such a guile And thou art not worthy of my cry --written when I was in hiskul. =)

The Worst I've loved Apr 10, '09 8:50 AM for everyone He is the worst that I have thought He always grins at me He is the one I’ve never sought He’s always criticizing me We had a hard time with each other Quarreling for nonsense matters A jerk, a freak, an asshole he was With the worst attitude, that’s all he has He always makes fun of me Making my tears run down my cheek Thinking of some way to embarrass me Truly, he’s such a freak But then, I find him cuter nowadays And gentle he seems in all his ways It’s incredible as you may see But I don’t know what this means to me Then, he walked grinning at me So repugnant he used to be “Hey, crazy lass!” said he “I’m in love with you can’t you see?” I was shocked knowing it won’t be true He looked at me and gently he smiled As expressing in his eyes a rue With countenance in his eyes so mild “You’re just kidding!” said I But in my heart I want to fly ...

Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam. Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam? Pedro: Hindi! Cardo: Ang galing mo naman! Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers! **************** jeep pinara ng pulis.. driver: bakit boss ano violation ko? pulis: wala! driver: gagung 2! bakit mo ko pinahinto?? pulis: gagu ka rin!! sasakay ako diba jeep to!!! tanga!!! **************** Isang batang lalaki ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan… PARI: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho? BATA: Kasi po baka mawala ang bike ko. … PARI: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo. (Pumasok na sila sa loob ng simbahan…) PARI: Marunong ka bang magdasal iho? BATA: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen. PARI: Kulang ata iho. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo? BATA: Nasa labas po. Binabantayan ung bike ko. **************** Teacher tinawag si Juan. Teacher: Juan, please use the word "fact" thrice in a sentence. Juan:...