LAYPISKOLORPUL

Due to the advent of technology, online dating has been popular nowadays especially for people who are too busy to mingle with other singles. As a matter of fact, it is the most convenient way of getting acquainted with someone who is residing in other cities or countries. You just have to create a user account, fill in your details, and you will be able to see a pool of potential partners. Some people who are using it are not necessarily unattractive. It's just that some prefer to marry people with other nationalities.  Why not? Biracial or multiracial offsprings are always good looking. ;) Since travelling to a foreign country is quite expensive, some people use online dating as the main medium to find their future partners. However, one must be very careful in using this kind of technology as it also may pose risks to its users. Hence, I have created a guide for those who want to try it – how to attract better potential partners and be safe. 1. Select a profile pict...

Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam. Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam? Pedro: Hindi! Cardo: Ang galing mo naman! Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers! **************** jeep pinara ng pulis.. driver: bakit boss ano violation ko? pulis: wala! driver: gagung 2! bakit mo ko pinahinto?? pulis: gagu ka rin!! sasakay ako diba jeep to!!! tanga!!! **************** Isang batang lalaki ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan… PARI: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho? BATA: Kasi po baka mawala ang bike ko. … PARI: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo. (Pumasok na sila sa loob ng simbahan…) PARI: Marunong ka bang magdasal iho? BATA: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen. PARI: Kulang ata iho. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo? BATA: Nasa labas po. Binabantayan ung bike ko. **************** Teacher tinawag si Juan. Teacher: Juan, please use the word "fact" thrice in a sentence. Juan:...